One night you'll close your eyes, and when they open I'll be there. It'll be time to die.- Chuck Norris, Invasion USA
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About Me
- Marc Hartzman
- I'm the author of American Sideshow: An Encyclopedia of History's Most Wondrous and Curiously Strange Performers (Tarcher/Penguin). I'm also the author of Found on eBay: 101 Genuinely Bizarre Items From the World's Online Yard Sale (Universe) and the founder of Backwash zine.
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- One night you'll close your eyes, and when they op...
- The blood from your whole body goes to your head.....
- Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, yo...
- I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you d...
- You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why ...
- Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can...
- When I look at you, I have a wet dream.- Jackie Ch...
- Drop that zero and get with the hero! - Vanilla Ic...
- That look on your face would turn good whiskey int...
- Yeah, I got a deal for you. Crawl out from that ro...
- Fuck with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard yo...
- Don't judge a comic book by its cover.- Vin Diesel...
- Let me tell you something. If anybody else gets hu...
- You're terminated, fucker.- Linda Hamilton, The Te...
- Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redn...
- The correct term is Babes, sir.- Keanu Reeves, Poi...
- Imagine the future, Chains, 'cause you're not in i...
- This ain't my year. Here's a pimp, patio full of w...
- You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, assh...
- I hate this place. I hate penis-eating minnows and...
- I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You wa...
- The last guy that made fun of my hair is still try...
- Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Now fuck off.- ...
- Yes! You will be welcome in Zukuru! The head man's...
- When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you....
- I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I...
- So many assholes. So few bullets.- Andrew Dice Cla...
- Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf...
- My instincts are to wax your ass all over this flo...
- I’ll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into ...
- She's got a great body. She makes you want to buy ...
- I'll kill you with my teacup.- Vin Diesel, The Chr...
- Sounds like you’ve had a hard life. Good thing it’...
- I'm still kicking. I must be on Broadway.- Jean-Cl...
- I always wanted to be a milk shake.- Sylvester Sta...
- Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisi...
- A little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anch...
- You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut m...
- Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball br...
- What's on the menu tonight? The old blowtorch-to-t...
- I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope yo...
- It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six...
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